Fractured Definitions


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Wage war....................salary dispute
transact....................female impersonation
mistreat....................no snacks
goatee......................where a goat hits a golf ball from
reside......................put siding up again
actors parts................no different than a non-actors'
mature (ma-chore)............work mother does
abroad......................a girl
bucket......................small male deer
falsehood...................imitation hat
deplete.....................de fold in de drapes
Le mans.....................opposite of Le womans
fodder......................married to mudder
decreases...................irons
disorder....................what I gave to da waiter
gifted......................with gift
emulate.....................large tardy bird
hearing organs..............what you'll be doing in church
restrain....................sieve twice
detest......................what the teacher gives to you
minute particle.............one second
dinner course...............cooking lesson
retreats....................snacks again
cuddling....................small cud
repast......................went by again
bullet......................miniature bull
Carmine.....................my auto
repent......................caged again
Caribbean...................Bahama lima
neckpiece...................chicken part nobody wants
sharpen.....................cage for shars
spoken......................with spokes
ferry dock...................gay intern
parking.....................good golfer
amaze.......................a place to get lost
repose......................sit again
curtail.....................mongrel appendage
denote......................de message
locale......................diet food
prescribed..................written beforehand
debate......................de fish lure
describe....................de writer
devalue.....................de cost
recur.......................be a dog again
concur......................dog you can't trust
detail......................what the dog wags
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DE Boyer